shelf shock 

when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.

Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery

shelf shock by Devi8 May 8, 2008

Shell Shock 

A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.

He was suffering from a serious case of shell shock after 'nam.

Shell Shock by Xerxes November 11, 2004

Shell Shock 

A mental Disorder caused by active warfare

World War 2

Shell Shock by William Nanemahoo December 12, 2003

Shell Shock 

A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.

Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves

Shell Shock by KossB May 11, 2006

Shell Shock 

A turtle shell that has been cracked when it falls of a 100 foot drop or when it rots away after a few years.

"Oh no! Look! A turtle's shell has been shell shocked!"

Shell Shock by I'm a Sean Bradfield lover December 13, 2016

shell shock 

When having sexual relations in the anus a person can sometimes slip into a state of nausea, and they maybe even begin to experience a temporary loss of hearing and/or eye sight.

"Liz's ex-boyfriend was so big that when his dick slipped into her anus she got shell shocked!"

shell shock by Zeeky Baby February 25, 2008

Shell shock 

Staying in one place for a long period of time. Feeling stagnant

Molly stayed in the class room for too long and felt the shell shock coming on.

Shell shock by Spunkyychick42 March 15, 2017