shelf butt
(n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a TV, or what not on.
shelf butt by Bystrick March 22, 2003
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shelf butt by BWS June 13, 2005
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Shelf Butt
Shelf Butt by Scottski.M April 2, 2009
butt shelf
The top part of a nice round booty where the full butt cheeks meet the small of the back. It must jut out and fill a booty-loving man's heart with passionate desire.
Damn, look at that cute little thing with the nice curves. I just want to rest my face on that sweet butt shelf.
butt shelf by 02050 loves 02333 November 16, 2011
butt shelf
The bottom part of a nice ass where the butt meets the leg. There is definetly a crease. People with elongated asses that blend into their thighs don't have one.
Guys checking out a girl with a nice tight ass: Dude check out the that girl's ass. Do you see the butt shelf?
butt shelf by Karen/Owen May 21, 2006
Butt Shelf
Butt Shelf by David A. Porter January 14, 2010
Butt-Self-Management
male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."
Butt-Self-Management by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016
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