shed load 

An immense amount - possible derived from the amount you can get in a shed - or the description of the amount of crap that covers the road (almost specifically designed to kill motorcyclists) when a lorry sheds its load.
Originally heard as Royal Marines slang.

"What do you fancy doing tonight?"

"I dunno, but Bomber has got a fucking shed load of vodka in his fridge and Sally has just got a copy of the porn movie she starred in"

"I'll get the coke!"

shed load by Hammy the Fisk May 28, 2008

A shed-load 

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of anything.

"Fred should have noticed a shed-load of sheds in the shed shop, but the shtupid schlong didn't."

A shed-load by Stuart Fletcher December 20, 2004

shedload 

British word meaning a large amount of something.

Let's go and paint the town red. I've got a shedload of money to spend.

shedload by wmem December 18, 2005

shedloads 

A term used extensively in Bromyard, Herefordshire to express a multiplicity. Can be (incorrectly) "Shed loads" or "shed-loads".

"Shedloads of fun", "Shedloads of Walking" (Dr Helen Phillips, Natural England on Radio 5 Live - 4th May 2006).
"Earns Shedloads" of money.

shedloads by John Pound May 17, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019