She’s 18 years old somewhere

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.

Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018