The word was created by a gentleman called "Big Matty" and is mostly used to put people off games of pool/snooker in the pub. Also used to decribe the behind of an attractive member of the opposite sex
As someone is about to take a shot, shout "Shazzbotticus is here!!!!!!".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.