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Splatterass 

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.
Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..
Splatterass by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

shattress 

We found a shattress behind the motel.
shattress by nrs March 11, 2005

Shitterass

A wierd word that was made up by the Mast family...

Mostly describes a brat, or a monster, that is COMPLETELLY annoying/stupid, or Even overrated(See my Halo deffinition).
Those little Shitterasses broke my damned lamp last week runnin round my house like a fucking Shitterass!

Smarterass

an individual who cleverly uses sarcasm with his superior intellect as a means of answering your stupid question
Johnathan is such a smartass, he has taken it to a new level, he is a smarterass.

shatterfast

A morning meal so large or otherwise extraordinary, it doesn't merely break your fast, it fucking shatters it.
I meant to eat a small breakfast, but by the fifth donut I realized I was having shatterfast instead.
shatterfast by Dr. Jones-Smith-Jimmy September 28, 2011

Shattress Bandle 

Noun:
A very short female specimen.

The female version of the popular Ghanaian Short man devil himself. Shatta Bandle.
The usher took the shattressBandle lady to children’s church.

She was short of words too.

Shattress Bandle means, Short, very short. Escaped dwarf.
Shattress Bandle by @mykelstarzy November 2, 2019