shats weak 

a school appropriate way of saying, shit is weak like on grandmas boy, usually used sarcasticlly

track coach: how far did you throw the shotput today?
karl: 45 feet
me: shats weak!

shats weak by cameron cowger March 16, 2008

shits weak 

an expression used to say some is lame, wack, and or useless in everyday life.

eff you hoe, yo shits weak.

shits weak by monkeydude1 November 9, 2007

Your Shits Weak 

Your shits weak.
Used when talking smack to someone and saying there come backs are weak.

"Yo momma" -
"Your shits weak man" -

Your Shits Weak by Mokesha May 22, 2009

sHiTs WeAk 

It means your shit is weak to the person you saying it to.

Say with a high pitched voice.

If someones shit is weak then you say sHiTs WeAk in a high pitced voice

sHiTs WeAk by Karl Mahlandt August 14, 2007

sHiTs WeAk 

When someone tries to attack you or harm you, but end up losing or hurting themselves. Their sHiTs WeAk

Link139 tried to attack Pryme49 and lost the attack. His sHiTs WeAk

sHiTs WeAk by Stephen Cage January 2, 2009

sHiTs WeAk 

When someone tries to attack you or harm you, but end up losing or hurting themselves. Their sHiTs WeAk

Link139 tried to attack Pryme49 and lost the attack. His sHiTs WeAk

sHiTs WeAk by Stephen Cage January 2, 2009

shitsweak!

A taunt, combination of "shit is weak," made for hollerin at some asshole(s) pullin some weak ass bullshit; also for use during sporting events to diss the other team; can be used also when one has just been defeated, to further demean them and their weak ass beer chugging/video game playing/attempt at profundity.

1. Damn, UF just lost to FSU again, fuck yeah!...shitsweak!

2. Gary: "My poem begins, 'a flock of seagulls cawed with the setting sun'..."
Allison: "Shitsweak, shitsweak! Shit is WEAK!"

shitsweak! by Jennifer West November 29, 2007