shartsplat

A very bad shart but even better then a shart. This word contains nasty, wet and hard pushes towards your pants. (Might even blast a hole through it beware). When someone makes a loud noise and their face goes blank, make sure you pull out your camera and get ready for a wave of laughter.

Hey look they just shartsplated through their pants!

by Chickenwingkid0864 January 23, 2021

shartsquatch

The often shunned and misunderstood cousin of sasquatch, (bigfoot) reported to carry a fowl, sickly sweet smell with thicker more matted hair in the hindquarters region than his fresher smelling namesake.

On a recent camping trip to the woods of the pacific northwest I was awakened from my slumbers by the obscene and fowl stench that could only have been the legendary creature Shartsquatch.

by Christopher Caetano May 19, 2006

Shitsplat

This is mostly a male sighting since a woman does not normaly see the underside of a toilet seat unless she's cleaning it or her man doesn't have the brains to put it down.Mainly, shit that splashes up to form a pattern on the underside of a toilet seat much like that of a connect the dots puzzle.Most men can identify another offender by their splat.This is the true basis for the CSI shows.

Hey Mike,did you see that shitsplat in the men's room?I think it was Pete.

by gizdor May 19, 2009

shartoplasm

A shart that comes out of the penis, that comes after anal sex.

a shart that hurts and smells alot

a shart that burns like a kidney stone

lets go doggy style

10 minutes later

Hopefully i dont shartoplasm

by Evin Papuga March 30, 2008

shartspots

Shart rings, similar to crop circles, in your underwear caused by excessive turtling while passing gas.

Holy shit, my underwear is a near work of art with all the shartspots

by shartmaster October 29, 2009

Shartsplosion

An explosive, sometimes volcanic, eruption of shit-farts from the anus.

Man: Doctor, is it bad?

Doctor: Huh? Sorry, I was too busy thinking about my best friend Gary's shartsplosion at my buck's night in 2003. God, those were good times... and yes, I'm afraid it's bad.

by J. Bodanac March 24, 2011

sharedplate

SharedPLate is a mobile application which focuses on creating a bridge between who is hungry and who cooks.

Lets eat something, ok. i ll check SharedPlate to see who cooks around.Good

by xexax June 6, 2016