shartsquatch 

The often shunned and misunderstood cousin of sasquatch, (bigfoot) reported to carry a fowl, sickly sweet smell with thicker more matted hair in the hindquarters region than his fresher smelling namesake.

On a recent camping trip to the woods of the pacific northwest I was awakened from my slumbers by the obscene and fowl stench that could only have been the legendary creature Shartsquatch.

shartsquatch by Christopher Caetano May 19, 2006

shitsquatch 

Large, foul-reeking, potentially hairy load of shit that was deposited in your toilet by a houseguest you wish had left earlier. Inspired by the famed Sasquatch of similar lore.

Dear god honey, your Uncle Frohicke laid a shitsquatch in here! Open the goddamned windows!

shitsquatch by Buzz Zoo July 1, 2007

Shaqsquatchalicious

pertains but not limited to the sport of basketball and/or basketball players.

The Lakers were shaqsquatchalicious last night!

Shaqsquatchalicious by junkyardjones November 3, 2010