by Andrew March 23, 2005
An extraction from the asshole that can cause great muscle pain. Mixture of shitting and farting at once that may cause an uncomfortable dispositioning in your pants.
by LT Ram September 3, 2009
The end result of a fart where one accidentally shits instead. (As mentioned in the comedy "Along came polly"
shart, sharting, sharted, sharts
shart, sharting, sharted, sharts
by CL January 20, 2004
by Woody Thomas July 11, 2008
Jane and I were napping together after filling ourselves with bean burritos and getting drunk off beer earlier in the day at El Charro’s. We were supposed to meet my parents for dinner at 7:30, and I didn’t want to not show up because first of all my parents generally have a big stick up their asses and second they wanted to meet Jane for the first time. The alarm was supposed to ring at six, but one of us set the damn thing incorrectly so we kept dozing until Jane snapped out of it around 7. Girls can wake you up in funny ways sometimes, and old Jane was a funny one. What she did was she climbed on top of me and sharted all over my face. I knew she meant to fart, so I wasn’t mad.
by Rj-C November 28, 2007
A fart that has an unexpected follow through. This follow through exerts a large smell upon a groups surroundings, and usually causes one of the group member to vom.
bloke 1: dude... i think i just sharted..
bloke 2: what the hells that
bloke 3: its a fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.
bloke 2: what the hells that
bloke 3: its a fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.
by Dr excrement November 23, 2009