shart squeeze 

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.

Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!

shart squeeze by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021

Short Squeeze

A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price.

Reddit has been able to short squeezes big hedge funds with meme stocks

Short Squeeze by Mrstonks January 28, 2021

Short Squeeze

A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price

Reddit has been able to short squeeze meme stocks such as Gamestop which made big hedge funds lose billions

Short Squeeze by Mrstonks January 28, 2021

Shaft squeezer 

One who squeezes the shaft of his penis too hard. usualy refers too a person who is annoying or looks unsettled

Shut up you shaft squeezer

Shaft squeezer by David Vazquez April 18, 2009