sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker

Ouch I just done a sharp fart

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole

I was pooping and all of a sudden I had a sharp fart and I swear I though I was bleeding

by Loomchoopproom March 29, 2019

Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole

I was talking with Megan, Alyssa and Danah about farting when all of sudden I hear the sound of sharp fart coming from sweet little Megan.

by Sharpone March 31, 2019

Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole

I was talking with Megan, Alyssa and Danah about farting when all of sudden I hear the sound of sharp fart coming from sweet little Megan.

by Sharpone March 31, 2019

shart fart

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"

Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.

“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”

by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022