shardguard

A protective, cotton type plug usually inserted to help protect against sharding in one's trousers. Usually effects the population born before the 1960's.

Hey Glady's, did you notice Helga hasn't sharded all day. I bet she bought shardguards after that disaster in aisle 5 of Wal-mart.

or

She sharted so hard last time that her shardguard burned a whole right through her Depends.

shardguard by Mr Cancun2 April 25, 2011

shardtarded 

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded

dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend

shardtarded by Lanarson June 26, 2009

skarsguardian 

a lover of all things alexander skarsgard related, a defender of the swede, someone who has heart palpitations when seeing or speaking about the swedish god known as alexander skarsgard. someone who knows more about eric northman, true blood, the sookie stackhouse series, and alex himself, than their own father.

"oh my god, i cannot wait until may when the new charlaine harris book comes out. i am such a skarsguardian."

"it's my job as a skarsguardian to faithfully watch all episodes aired of true blood, old or new. it's more like a compulsion to a faithful skarsguardian such as myself."

skarsguardian by MrsSkarsgard March 25, 2010

shardalard 

One who smokes meth to the point of retardation.

Audrey is such a shardalard!

shardalard by Sir Spotes Alot October 19, 2007

Shardcard 

A type of currency amongst users of illicit and ilegal drugs word is believed to have originated from Australian cashed up bogans as a swap or trade of services or goods in exchange for methamphetamine

Hey can i pay u by shardcard? Will you accept payment in drugs?

Hey i have this watch, brand new just pinched from elderly couple. Will accept shardcard as payment. Swapping drugs for goods

Shardcard by Ratbagrell June 28, 2015

Sharquardaysha

A ratchet dirty bitch who wins the title

I’m gonna call u sharquardaysha cause you so fucking ratchet

Sharquardaysha by Badbitchlady January 26, 2020