shane Johnson 

the biggiest manwhore around, is a totall douche , she never have a girlfriend, uses girls for the body but to bad he cant go far enough to touch them , i hope he gets beat up so bad , that is shane johnson <3

me: "he did you here Shane Johnson got his ass beat yesterday?"
them: " ugh hell yea , cause he dumped that one chick right?"
me:" not just that he showed her pictures to people, so he got beat "
them: " bought time people showed him who the boss is , freaking jerk"

:D

shane Johnson by your mom beoch August 17, 2011

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson 

To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.

So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson by Rusty86 May 25, 2009