shaken quake

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 27, 2010

shake and quake

the shocker with the addition of the thumb on the clit

One time I gave my wife the shake and quake and she squirted

by Shocker plus December 26, 2018

quake shake

no strain on NHS handicap budget

man with no hands get help from quake shake at the end
of a piss

by williambill February 29, 2008

Shakey Quakey

An earth moving orgasm.

So how did the date go? Did you shakey quakey?

by Lizness August 27, 2022

The Canterbury Quaker Shaker

Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.

Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?

A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.

by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010

Double Quaker Shaker

When you're having vaginal intercourse with a woman, you insert your testicles into her rectum. When you're ready to blow your load, you pull out both your genitals and put your balls into the woman's mouth to suck on, while you finish jerking yourself off only to finish on her forehead/hair.

Jessica doesn't like Gary anymore. I hear he gave her the ol' Double Quaker Shaker last night. What a legend.

by Dick Cheney's aborted son June 20, 2021

Quaker Shaker

Similar to the Thug Shaker, the Quaker Shaker defines when a historically Protestant Christian shakes their fat juicy ass on display for all to see.

John: "Alloweth me seeth yond rampallian shaketh knave! i wanteth to seeth the Quaker Shaker!"
Milhous: *stripping his clothes* "thee did bet!" *begins to shaketh his juicy ass*
John: "anon thats some fine quak'r rampallian!"

by Checkmate36 March 12, 2023