shades of grey 

shades of gray
when something is sketchy, superficial, or vague. the phrase can be used in many contexts. and yes, it was a phrase before that stupid movie came out.

"I'm not feeling this deal, this guy is way too many shades of grey"

"The mystery and shades of grey that surround the case make it hard to pinpoint the suspect"

shades of grey by pulse.101 February 26, 2015

Shades of Grey 

What the bloggers say their life is like
Notice they spell grey the European way.

On a blog:
"My life is filled with shades of grey"

Shades of Grey by kerakachowe March 16, 2009

50 shades of Grey 

A book written by some author who clearly hasn't gotten any in a while. In the book, a naïve little bitch named Anastasia Steele, likes to have sex with Christian Grey, who likes to have lots of kinky, hot, dirty sex, and even though she doesn't really like it all that much, she decides to stay with him for a while. They have sex in the tub and in the bedroom and pretty much everywhere, the book is basically about two people having nasty, naughty sex. The sex scenes are boring however, because Ana talks like a little innocent Mary Sue virgin, who acts reluctant instead of moaning like a good girl and an obedient little whore. I don't know, one of my friends showed me some scenes in the book, and they were pretty boring.

Here's a typical sex scene from 50 shades of Grey:

Ana (thinking): He's so hot! I must have him, I wonder what he'll do

Chris: Okay bitch, come here.

Ana: Okay
Chris (whips ana with something).
Ana thinks: This is just the beginning, it'll be over, I should enjoy this but I don't
Chris: Yeah....Now suck my cock
Ana: Okay (thinks) is this the good part, I'm hoping I do a good job, I wouldn't want him to leave me. Yes, I think it's good, he seems pleased, his dick is still hard, so in health class, that means he's excited. I wonder what will happen next
Chris: Good girl, good girl
Ana: (thinks) Yes... once more.

The book would have been more exciting if it had went like this.

Ana (spread eagle): Alright Chris, do whatever you like. (Shakes ass)
Chris: (Takes belt and hits ana with it) How you like that, bitch.
Ana: Yeah, do it again! I love that, hit that ass, hit that pussy!
Chris: Suck my cock bitch!
Ana: Gladly, mmm, yummy cock.

Chris: Moans, good girl, suck harder
Ana: Yeahhhhh.

The book would have been more entertaining to read if the scenes had been written like this. I apologize if I made you get hard.

50 shades of Grey by Trajayjay June 25, 2013

Fifty Shades of Grey

Bad fanfiction written by a 14 year old girl based off of Twilight categorized as "Mommy Porn".

Did you read Fifty Shades of Grey?

Fifty Shades of Grey by Ciararocks1000 June 27, 2012

50 shades of grey 

An erotic book written by E.L James. It is basically a pornographic book for women, as we all know women dont really like pron so reading about it is better fot them.
My friends call it mommy porn because is literally what it is.

A girl called Anastia meets this successful man Christian grey and they have unbelievable sex and more sex and some more sex. There is a lot of bondage and BDSM on it so beware.
If you are a prude then this book is definately not for you, don't even bother opening it.
My guess is that when the writer was writing it she was feeling pretty horny at the time.

"Hey have you heard about that new book everyone is raving about"

"Which one"

"50 shades of grey"

"Oh, that my mum reads that"

"Holy Shit!, your mom reads mommy porn"

50 shades of grey by awertyq July 21, 2012

50 shades of grey 

50 shades of grey is a 2011 erotic novel by British author E. L. James. Set largely in Seattle, it is the first instalment in a trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism (BDSM).

husband- " hey whatcha reading hunny?"

wife- "This new book called 50 shades of grey..."

husband- "what is it about?"

wife- " about a girl who meets a guy and they becomes very intiment together..he likes to spank and tie her up.."

husband- " oh yeah!"

wife- " mhmm..it's very erotic reading.."

husband- " maybe we should try some of it?!"

( they both run upstairs to bed)

.........

50 shades of grey by TheGirlWithTheFlower September 14, 2012

50 shades of grey 

50 shades of grey is the gayest book ever created. And is read by millions across the world about 90% who read this book are just doing it for the laughs but the other 10% are weird cat ladies and horny weirdo guys. This book is about sex and nothing but sex, but it isn't as good as it sounds it is really about a creepy couple who are sex addicts..

mark: Hey bill have you read 50 shades of grey?
Bill: No when I'm horny I watch porn...

50 shades of grey by AlexRainbows October 30, 2012