A whale, like shamu, with boots. Preferably an orca, due to the2 tonecolors.
-hey shamboots, those are some nice boots you have there.
-i would shake your hand, but i aint got none.
-hey! you're a whale! with boots!
-i was attacked earlier today, turns out by a whale, with boots.
oh you mean a shamboots?
-i hear shamboots love trout, and sea lions
ew that one up there is not even right...SHABUTIE is a former name for coheed and cambria only the songs arnt told in a story form they are just songs.