Seydou 

Literally the guy who does the most dumb shit even if that means breaking his fuckin leg on the skatepark's concrete and eventually develop greek-god like muscles.

Bro you're such a Seydou, truly a madman bruv

Seydou by kikkoyouss2099 March 19, 2022

Seydou 

A guy from Senegal.

Guy: Aren't you from Senegal?

Seydou: Yes.

Seydou by whoa12346578 January 3, 2013

seydou 

A cancer who loves his peers and is very warm hearted and his mind stays on money and he likes to see people win

Seydou is cool he put me on game

seydou by doudodie November 21, 2021

seydou 

A very nice person. Usually around 5’7-5’8 . Usually black. this person will come into your life unannounced. they usually will have a big fat oily cock. so when you really mention them your talking about there bbc.

Oh my god is that seydou?
yeah he is the man of my dreams!
any woman would wish to have that seydou

seydou by thatboicarti June 17, 2022

seymour high school

Seymour high school located in Connecticut is filled with sleazy girls and redneck wannabes. It's located in the middle of fucking nowhere and all that matters at the school are the sports and who drives the biggest and shittiest truck.

Person: want to feel like youre never going to accomplish anything in your life? Go to Seymour High school.

seymour high school by WeDemBoiiis May 19, 2016

Sedouched 

Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.

Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.

Sedouched by JoanyBear December 7, 2010

Seymoured 

English slang term applied to anyone who makes a name for himself denouncing others for being racist or sexist and then, hilariously, ends up getting denounced for the very same things- with the added suspicion that he may be kind of a perv. Used to be called getting 'hoisted by ones own petard' or 'poetic justice'.

Man, that self-righteous twat really got seymoured!

Seymoured by Dr. Carlo Marxo January 31, 2014