sexellectual 

One who considers the study of sex an intellectual and academic pursuit.

Don't be offended by her talking about sex at the dinner table, she's a sexellectual.

sexellectual by thesexellectual January 15, 2010

Sextellectual 

A phenomenon in which a dumbass guy uses random 'bouts and bits of knowledge to try and get dat poosay/impress girls. Most likely has no idea in hell what they're talking about, yet the "nerds" who do, get no recognition from the opposite sex whatsoever.

Jilted as fuck, bro.

Jock: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate."

Clueless Girl: "OH MY GOD!11 UR SO SENSITIVE, TAEK ME NAO"

Jock: "Score!"

On-looking Nerd: "Shit, man. What a sextellectual...."

Sextellectual by testesonetwo November 28, 2009

Sexylectual 

An intelectual, female or male, that is as physically attractive, social and humorous as they are intelligent.

2013 examples are Marissa Mayer, CEO of Yahoo and Jony Ive, lead product designer for Apple.

The following women were ranked The Top 15 Hottest Intellectuals by SuperScholar.org: Tamsen Wolff, Hirsi Ali, Johanna Blakley, Majora Carter, Brooke Rollins, Dai FeiFei, Jane McGonigal, Samantha Power, Lisa Randall, Cassandra Dawn, Elif Shafak, Olga Shurchkov.

The world needs more sexylectual leaders.

Sexylectual by anony m0use March 18, 2013

swcellectuals 

horny spicehead

u know that horny spicehead @swcellectuals

swcellectuals by DesultoryStudio November 24, 2021