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Journée internationale du Sexe 

C’est la journée internationale du sexe le 30 mai! Vous pouvez avoir des relations sexuels avec n’importe quelle personne. Si vous êtes mariées, en couple ou autres vous devez le faire avec votre partenaire.
Fred: Salut! Vien on baise chez moi!
Anna: Ew non! Je ne sais même pas tu es qui!
Fred: C’est la journée internationale du sexe...
Anna: Ah oui desoler! On va chez toi tout de suite?
Fred: Mais oui !
Related Words
a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
sexetary by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009

sexersize 

useing sex as a form of exersize
sexersize by xilo_olix May 28, 2003

Sexercising 

Exercising that is comprised of sexual intercourse.
Finley and Alyssa were sexercising that evening.
Sexercising by Cody Meister August 15, 2015

sexercise 

When you decide that you can skip going to the gym, because you had some sweaty, exhilirating sex, that you feel you've worked out hard enough, and have burned those calories just by banging
Trent: "Morning babe, want to go work out with me?"
Abby: "How about you just work me out and do some sexercise instead?"
sexercise by Ima Horny Devil July 24, 2010

Sexecutioner 

Possibly the most evil man of all time, he uses common sexual practices to kill.
You better watch out, or the Sexecutioner might face fuck you to death!
Sexecutioner by cobbnobbler January 15, 2010