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sewed up 

"and i got this sewed up." Fetty Wap - 679
sewed up by franklinhead August 29, 2015

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.
That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine 

a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.
That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine

got that sewed up 

The absolute guarantee that you're going to get laid.
Jerome got that sewed up with janice tonight.

Insane Seed Posse 

an urban myth, or an urban legends, the Insane Seed Posse is said to be a notorious crew of seasoned cannabis " cash croppers ". Who specialize in cropping unique cannabis strains, strictly from seed. Rumored to be made up of former members of the Cannabis Cowboy's (smugglers), Chicago's Underground Express (a high dollar cannabis delivery service), a former high ranking member of the Original Warlocks (a southern biker gang) and several former members of California's " Moss Landing " Crew (smugglers), with possible Mob connections. Areas of operation, rumored to be from New Orleans, to Dallas, to Chicago and as far east as Atlanta. Known convictions: none, as no one will bear witness against them.