Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a longdrawn out comment bringing everyone down
Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol
Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah
Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!
When a romantic relationship reaches the stage where both parties declare on their Facebook profiles that they are "In a relationship with" the other. Simply "In a relationship" does not count, the girlfriend/boyfriend's name must be displayed.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).