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Serious Snowman

A snowman that has liberated himself from the everlasting torture of wearing a fake smile made of coal.

Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.

A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.

note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.


Justin : “Hey lets go make snow angels in that yard across the street!”

A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”

Justin : “Why not?”

A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”

Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."

A.J. : "Sure."
Serious Snowman by Crahan September 12, 2008
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026