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The Italian Football league which is simply the best football league in the world as it emphasizes skill and teamwork over flashiness.

Some people like to complain it's too boring purely because they prefer goals over skill. These people are usually ignorant Premier League fans who aren't true football fans and think scoring goals is all there is to football.
Ignorant Premier League Fan - Defence? What's that?
Serie A by Forza Italia December 8, 2004
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serve a geeb 

to serve someone a geeb means, while using a geeb (gravity bong), to light the marijuana and simultaneously pull the bottle out from the base and to give it to someone else to take. It’s pretty much just referring to lighting someone elses rip, toke, pull, whatever you call the act of sucking the marijuana smoke from the geeb bottle.
Friend 1: “Dude can u serve a geeb for me?You always pull the fattest.”
Friend 2: “For sure dude.”
serve a geeb by Cucumbersalad March 6, 2019

Serve a dummie 

selling to a person who doesn’t good prices
Aye moneybagg yo have you ever serve a dummie
Serve a dummie by Cmoney3x February 4, 2018

Serie Ass 

Is what the top flight of Italian Association Football is colloquially called on twitter after the decline of the league in recent years.
Even the Bundesliga is lightyears ahead of broke Serie Ass.
Serie Ass by Abdul-Akeed February 22, 2023

Serve a Loki 

(AKA to aliquot a loki) To slip a Viagra into your lovers drink on the sly before sex so that he'll be perform like a rampant stallion.
If Jimmy is a 2 stroke joker You should Serve a Loki then he'll be going up and down like a fiddlers elbow.
Serve a Loki by stu boy February 14, 2014

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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