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Sergei Rachmaninoff 

A classical pianist and composer born in 1873 who wrote classical music with balls.
The music of Sergei Rachmaninoff can be described as "Intense Shit."
Rachmanininoff, being Russian, was a bad ass. His music reflects his bad assery with ballsy rhythm and major intensity.

Also can be spelled "Rachmaninov"
Original Russian: Сергей Васильевич Рахманинов
Did you hear Gilels play Prelude Op.23 No. 5 by Sergei Rachmaninoff? Its sick!
Rachmaninoff had some huge hands.

Sergei Bobrovsky 

Rookie superstar for the Philadelphia Flyers. He is from Russia and although one of the only things he can say in american is "the cheesesteaks are good here", thats all he needs to know and he is a beast!
Sergei Bobrovsky played great last night and lead the Flyers to a win

Sergetini 

The art of the homemade Sergetini originates in the City of Montreal. This martini is made with a healthy dose of vodka (mixers choice), a whisper of vermouth, and a dabble of olives and/or pickled onions. The difference between the Sergetini and a regular martini is that no ingredients are to be measured and the alcoholic content increases significantly as the evening progresses.
"Let's get those Sergetini's flowin'!"
Sergetini by Sergemo December 18, 2013

Sergei Yatzenko

A poor man who was brutally tortured and murdered at the age of 45 by the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, as they recorded him suffer (a viral video known under the name of 3 guys 1 hammer)

Important warning: DO NOT EVER WATCH THAT VIDEO. DO TELL ANYONE TO WATCH IT. It will completely traumatize you/them for the rest of your/their existance. I didn't watch it myself, but I heard about it, and trust me, it is shock and gore at its purest form.
Person 1: Man, ya seen what happened to that guy named Sergei Yatzenko ?
Person 2: I pray for him every day, bro...
If someone has the name Sergej he must be hot. Usually Sergejs fuck all day and all night. Sergejs he a big D so women are obsessed with them. Sergejs are lazy and they chill very often. Sergejs like girls with big booty and tities.
Girl 1: Oh i want to suck some D
Girl 2: You should pick up a Sergej
Sergej by TheBigBlackRussian July 9, 2018
Sergei is a word for a sexy beast, smart person, and strong man. Sergei is sexy, strong, and intelligent. Sergei is so sexy 30% of the girls in the world would do everything for Sergei, and the 30% are all hot.
"Is that SERGEI!?!"

"I wish i was a SERGEI"
Sergei by itcanberandom June 6, 2016