sergeja

Sergeja is book smart, although shes uneducated in street ways (street smart)shes shy and likes hoodies, she does some sort of sports and tries to like makeup

omg look at that nerd sergeja

by nahh12 November 21, 2021

Sergeant Hartman

The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues

by Agamennone December 27, 2011

Sergeant Johnson

The token black dude in the Halo series. He knows what the ladies like.

Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"

Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"

--From Halo CE--

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"

--From Halo 2--

by e4c5 September 18, 2011

Sergej

If someone has the name Sergej he must be hot. Usually Sergejs fuck all day and all night. Sergejs he a big D so women are obsessed with them. Sergejs are lazy and they chill very often. Sergejs like girls with big booty and tities.

Girl 1: Oh i want to suck some D
Girl 2: You should pick up a Sergej

by TheBigBlackRussian July 9, 2018

slap the sergeant

Masturbating.

I'm going to think about you while I slap the sergeant tonight.

by Anal Speeds October 25, 2013

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.

"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"

by The Breakaway October 14, 2009

Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

by Phartman March 18, 2011