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Serangoon Garden secondary school 

A school that is famous for its scandals and also stories of staff preying on students.
(Namely the principal and the Teacher CCA in charge of band)
John: Eh u heard of the school that the principal molest the student anot?
Ray: oh you mean Serangoon Garden Secondary School isit?
John: Yah he prey on the male students somemore
Ray: serious ah?

Serangoon Secondary School

Welcome to North East most budget school. A school with ur typical xmm and xdds, minahs and matreps. If i were you, I would highly recommend u never put the school as ur secondary school option.

Mdm Tay Siok Hwa. a old lady running a secondary school and has no idea what shes doing as a principal. Everything here is on a budget. Toilets , Classrooms floors which look like it used to be a fkin cemetery and any horrendous environment u can imagine.
John: hi im ur interviewer what school are u from?
you: serangoon secondary school
John: goodbye

Anderson serangoon junior college 

A jc in yio chu kang that is mid tier in singapore with a really nice drinks stall auntie and alot of xmms . The PW grades are as bad as the PE shirt design.
Person 1 : Why are you puking bro

Person 2 : i just saw the pe attire of Anderson Serangoon Junior college
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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