Sensitive Guy

The type of person a significant portion, probably the majority, of women are attracted to. The are women who tend her go for jerks but those women tend to suffer from co-dependency issues. Sensitive guys make better boyfriends than macho insensitive pigs.

Sarah went with Tom, a sensitive guy because he treated her well. Her last boyfriend treated her really badly.

Sensitive Guy by Leon Trotsky February 12, 2008

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Sensitive guy

n.
a man who shamelessly sells out other men, hoping to win the affections of a woman he desires, but unknowingly does nice things for her in vain because he believes above all that God is on his side, but an independent woman won't be receptive to such acts of unnecessary kindness, which is the sensitive guy's fault in the first place for being naive.

Once upon a time, a sweet sensitive guy swept the princess off her feet, and that trend sadly died thereafter with that one example which disappointed the many emulators.

The sensitive guy cried and wept throughout the movie, What Dreams May Come, hoping his date would appreciate that openness, but she was laughing hysterically at him inside.

Sensitive guy by Chris Norton January 19, 2007

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sensitive guy hours

A time of day between 11:00 pm to 2:00 am where a man can be sad and talk about his feelings about how he feels about a girl or stuff he regrets

Nah man i can't go I'm on sensitive guy hours

sensitive guy hours by Memethief boi21 September 24, 2017

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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