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Selenophilia 

Loving the moon and finding it soothingly captivating.
"I really like the word selenophilia, it describes me very well: I could stare at the moon for hours and never get tired"
Selenophilia by afrigginglamp November 8, 2021

Semenophilia 

Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.
Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!

Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.

Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)
Semenophilia by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009

Senelophinia 

A behavioral disorder characterized by excessive desire to bring home foods from parties
Person 1: Why did you bring three Tupperware plastic containers and a large plastic bag to the Christmas Party?
Person 2: I want to eat the leftovers at home.
Person 1: Bro, maybe you suffer from Senelophinia.
Senelophinia by juansakyan December 14, 2022