Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.
Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!
Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.
Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)
Person 1: Why did you bring three Tupperware plastic containers and a large plastic bag to the Christmas Party?
Person 2: I want to eat the leftovers at home.
Person 1: Bro, maybe you suffer from Senelophinia.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."