senesophilia
One who intimately desires those who are at least 5-10+ years older than them; antonym of pedophilia.
senesophilia by JL.amir July 14, 2009
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Selenophilia
"I really like the word selenophilia, it describes me very well: I could stare at the moon for hours and never get tired"
Selenophilia by afrigginglamp November 8, 2021
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Semenophilia
Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.
Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!
Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.
Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)
Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.
Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)
Semenophilia by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009
Senelophinia
Person 1: Why did you bring three Tupperware plastic containers and a large plastic bag to the Christmas Party?
Person 2: I want to eat the leftovers at home.
Person 1: Bro, maybe you suffer from Senelophinia.
Person 2: I want to eat the leftovers at home.
Person 1: Bro, maybe you suffer from Senelophinia.
Senelophinia by juansakyan December 14, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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