senesophilia

One who intimately desires those who are at least 5-10+ years older than them; antonym of pedophilia.

Maybel is a senesophilic because she 25 and dating Rick who's 34. She's a believer in senesophilia.

by JL.amir July 14, 2009

Selenophilia

Loving the moon and finding it soothingly captivating.

"I really like the word selenophilia, it describes me very well: I could stare at the moon for hours and never get tired"

by afrigginglamp November 8, 2021

Semenophilia

Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.

Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!

Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.

Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)

by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009

Senelophinia

A behavioral disorder characterized by excessive desire to bring home foods from parties

Person 1: Why did you bring three Tupperware plastic containers and a large plastic bag to the Christmas Party?
Person 2: I want to eat the leftovers at home.
Person 1: Bro, maybe you suffer from Senelophinia.

by juansakyan December 14, 2022