Semenophilia 

Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.

Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!

Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.

Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)

Semenophilia by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009

Reverse Somnophilia 

Reverse Somnophilia is a type of fetish which is equivalent to the role swap in a somnophilic situation. Unlike standard somnophilia, which is a fetish for sleeping/unconscious individuals and the role is being a predator, reverse somnophilia is actually the fetish of being the recipient of somnophilia, and the individual's role is being the victim. Someone in this fetish enjoys pretending to be asleep or actually being asleep while the somnophiliac partner satisfies both of their fetishes and both are aroused.

Girl: "Honey, I didn't want to tell you this, but I actually have reverse somnophilia."
Guy: "Wow really? That's so awesome, and I'm actually a somnophiliac so we'll both have fun and satisfy our fetishes from the same activity!"
Girl: "Ahh. I feel tired, I'll go get some sleep ;)"
Guy: "hehehe >:D"

Reverse Somnophilia by Auditormadness9 May 11, 2018

somnophilia 

somnophilia: the sleeping princess syndrome, a paraphilia of the marauding/predatory type in which erotic arousal and facilitation or attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent on intruding on and awakening a sleeping stranger with erotic caresses, including oral sex, not involving force or violence from Latin, somnus, sleep + -philia). There is no technical term for the reciprocal paraphilic condition of being the recipient, which occurs more readily in fantasy than in actuality. See also sleeping [princess (or prince) syndrome; (adjective, somnophilic): the condition in which a person is dependent on intruding upon and fondling a partner who is a stranger asleep, or fantasizing doing so, in order to obtain erotic arousal and facilitate or achieve orgasm.

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melin is suffering from somnophilia

somnophilia by chimeremeze a. uwalaka September 5, 2006

somnophiliac 

a somnophiliac (person with somnophilia) is a person who had a fetish for touching/caressing a person sexually when they are asleep or unconsious. This can also include sleep rape or oral sex which is understandable.

I think the main reason for this fetish is cause of the cute vunerablity of the sleeping person.

I myself am a somnophiliac. I have this odd overpowering fantasy involving me in a relationship with Anton Yelchin and i ... touch him amorously when hes sleeping.

somnophiliac by TheSanestFangirl December 19, 2009

senesophilia 

One who intimately desires those who are at least 5-10+ years older than them; antonym of pedophilia.

Maybel is a senesophilic because she 25 and dating Rick who's 34. She's a believer in senesophilia.

senesophilia by JL.amir July 14, 2009

Selenophilia 

Loving the moon and finding it soothingly captivating.

"I really like the word selenophilia, it describes me very well: I could stare at the moon for hours and never get tired"

Selenophilia by afrigginglamp November 8, 2021

Smeedophilia 

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

Smeedophilia by BlackTV August 19, 2017