semptember 5

Semptember 5 is where you slap anyone in the

Hey Mary What slap f***k you its semptember 5 ohhhhhhhhhh

by Hrysyamsyegdjj October 17, 2019

September 5

An amazing, creative, funny, cute, smart (and etc) person was born on this day! Will do anything for their friends and has a big heart that often gets taken for granted. Keep the person born on this day close. You’ll never meet anyone like them.

Guy one: Hey, you see that girl over there? She’s my dream girl. She’s so beautiful!

Guy two: she must’ve been born on September 5th.

by YoursTrulyAmor October 29, 2019

September 5

Masturbate on a Zoom video day.

On September 5th, you have to masturbate on a Zoom video.

by hdizawg July 14, 2020

September 5, 2020

A normal day when nothing special will happen.

I'm really concerned about how we're going to survive through September 5, 2020.

by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

September 5

Freddie Mercury's birthday

It's literally c. 9 million other people's birthday too, but it's specifically Freddie's in my book.

On September 5 1946, Farokh Bulsara (Freddie Mercury) was brought into the world.

by It'sAsh September 5, 2009

September 5

people born on this day have the n word pass

bro you can’t say that!

yeah i can! i was born on September 5!

by Yes_Sir88 October 28, 2019

September 5

September 5th is the day where you can yeet your short friends into the fucking sun

Hey, it’s September 5. You know what that means

by hey what the fuck September 3, 2020