semptember 5 

Semptember 5 is where you slap anyone in the

Hey Mary What slap f***k you its semptember 5 ohhhhhhhhhh

semptember 5 by Hrysyamsyegdjj October 17, 2019

September 5

An amazing, creative, funny, cute, smart (and etc) person was born on this day! Will do anything for their friends and has a big heart that often gets taken for granted. Keep the person born on this day close. You’ll never meet anyone like them.

Guy one: Hey, you see that girl over there? She’s my dream girl. She’s so beautiful!

Guy two: she must’ve been born on September 5th.

September 5 by YoursTrulyAmor October 29, 2019

September 5

Masturbate on a Zoom video day.

On September 5th, you have to masturbate on a Zoom video.

September 5 by hdizawg July 14, 2020

September 5, 2020 

A normal day when nothing special will happen.

I'm really concerned about how we're going to survive through September 5, 2020.

September 5, 2020 by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

September 5

Freddie Mercury's birthday

It's literally c. 9 million other people's birthday too, but it's specifically Freddie's in my book.

On September 5 1946, Farokh Bulsara (Freddie Mercury) was brought into the world.

September 5 by It'sAsh September 5, 2009

September 5

people born on this day have the n word pass

bro you can’t say that!

yeah i can! i was born on September 5!

September 5 by Yes_Sir88 October 28, 2019

September 5

September 5th is the day where you can yeet your short friends into the fucking sun

Hey, it’s September 5. You know what that means

September 5 by hey what the fuck September 3, 2020