Oreva1's definitions

September 5, 2020

A normal day when nothing special will happen.

I'm really concerned about how we're going to survive through September 5, 2020.

by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Regret

A miserable attempt at time travel that ends with you feeling like crap.

Damn, I regret everything I did last night. I wish I could go back and choose differently.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

anprim

Short for anarcho-primitivism, the belief that rejects technology and wants humanity to return to a primitive lifestyle.

Normal person: So you really want to reject modernity and embrace monke?
Anprim: Uga chuga ugr chugr

by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

Meidri

A hot bartender bird maid with anger issues.

Meidri: Are you sure you want to die today?

by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

Pringles can

A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.

Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can.
Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

OwOtism

Autism, but you also must OwO all the time.

Person 1: OwO
Person 2: Why did you say that?
Person 1: I'm sorry, I have OwOtism.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020