13 definitions by Oreva1

1
A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.
Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can.
Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Oreva1 August 08, 2020
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3
A miserable attempt at time travel that ends with you feeling like crap.
Damn, I regret everything I did last night. I wish I could go back and choose differently.
by Oreva1 August 08, 2020
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4
A normal day when nothing special will happen.
I'm really concerned about how we're going to survive through September 5, 2020.
by Oreva1 August 09, 2020
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5
A relationship that contains no romantic or sexual interest.
Random dude: This woman and I are in a platonic relationship.
Plato: And what does platonic mean?
Random dude: It means we don't have sex.
Plato: What the fuck?
by Oreva1 August 08, 2020
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6
Let's see what footage my HD security cams in that alley have caught!
by Oreva1 August 08, 2020
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7
Either a musical chord, or an underage person.
I got to finger a minor last night... it was fun and the whole crowd cheered.
by Oreva1 August 09, 2020
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