semen syndrome 

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

semen syndrome by honneamise October 10, 2018

retarded semen syndrome

A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.

That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.

retarded semen syndrome by honneamise October 23, 2018

Semen Retention Syndrome  

Semen Retention Syndrome also known as SRS – this is when a man is suffering from symptoms similar to PMS. This is caused by a back up of semen as a result of NO sexual relations, or masturbation.

"Nick is so evidently in a bad mood he must be suffering from Semen Retention Syndrome - SRS."

Semen Retention Syndrome by Best Filth April 29, 2009

Seven Dwarf Syndrome  

A condition where a person takes on one of the emotions and personalty of one of the seven dwarfs possibly multiple times a day and or week.

"Seven Dwarf Syndrome "
It's gotta be tough having Seven Dwarf Syndrome, you never know which one of the Seven dwarfs she is going to be today, oh it looks like we got Grumpy.

Seven Dwarf Syndrome by David Kahn January 26, 2009

Seven Second Syndrome 

Seven Second Syndrome is when you change radio stations and they are playing the last seven seconds of an awesome song that you haven't heard in years, immediately followed by an awful song that you despise.

When I flipped to the 80's station, I caught the last seven seconds of a Replacements song I haven't heard since college, then they launched into an extended remix of the sublimely-awful "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Damn Seven Second Syndrome again!

Seven Second Syndrome by mooltittle April 30, 2014

Seven Evil Exes Syndrome 

A condition a person acquires when he/she has had several terrible past relationships that have left them with severe emotional baggage. Because of this, any person that enters into a relationship with a person afflicted with SEES in the future must work through, or "fight", each issue caused by each ex before the two of them can be in a healthy partnership.

There do not necessarily have to be seven exes for SEES to apply. This condition could appear with as few as one ex, if the ex was especially terrible.

Based on the circumstances in "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World"

My boyfriend's been cheated on so many times that he has a hard time trusting anyone. I think those bitches he was with before gave him Seven Evil Exes Syndrome...

Seven Evil Exes Syndrome by LedChelsea September 10, 2011