A unit of measurement in the MinecraftMMORPG server, Wynncraft, that represents 80,000 damage per second per Selv.
Hey Selvut! How much Selv does your Harwol Paladinbuild do?
Glad you asked! It does a whopping, at most, 1 Selv with all of the available buffs in the game!
A unit of measurement, equal to 80,000 DPS. Originated from Wynncraft, where a Content Team member stated their opinion that 80,000 DPS should be the intended maximum DPS ceiling in an ideal world.
BILL: "Hey Tom, do y'all need any help with the project report?"
TOM: "Nuthanks. Steve an I can take care of it us-selves"
BILL: "Huh?"
TOM: "Huh? Oh sawrry, I'm from Nee Yawk."
Selvina is a fun friend and a great person in general. She will back you up all the way, and spend time helping you out if you ask her to. She will make you feel welcome in the most awkward of scenarios, and you can trust her with your deepest secrets. They are confident enough that they can help you, but not overly confident that it is annoying. Everyone needs a Selvina!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*