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A bitch who constantly shits on the boy group BTS. She’s a crackhead through and through & a white supremacist. Makes insensitive jokes about death and eating disorders. The type of person who you don’t want near you or your kids.
egg: omg did you hear what selja did today? she sucked marz oppa’s dick and bragged about it!!
armeries: take that selja bitch away
Selja by bitchassdog February 25, 2018
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Selja by Jane_00 May 16, 2020
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Selja is awsome and Mutch nicer than the other description says! She is kind and besutiful and funny!! Selja rocks!
Have you met selja? No i really want to i heard she is awsome!
Selja by Jane_00 July 13, 2019
Wow she is so Selja!
Selja by Jewjew6969 September 16, 2020
Even though its a rare name, Selja can be found all over the world. Selja is pretty, confident, funny and has blue eyes and brown hair. She is desisted to be with a guy called "Thor-Andre", since they are soulmates even though they live far away from each other. Selja has a gigantic ass, and pretty nice boobs. If you piss her off she will attack, and most likely bite you. Selja is dead honest, though and a little rude sometimes. She always listens to music, and is therefore hard to get trough sometimes. If Selja trust you, she will always care and even express verbally how much she loves you even if you dont say it back. Selja is rare, and taken by Thor-Andre.
OMG SELJA THATS MY BUTTHOLE
SELJABABY YOU LOOK SOOO CUTE
SELJA DO YOU HAVE A CHARGER?

SELJA I CAN HEAR YOUR MUSIC THROUGH YOUR AIRPODS
OMG SELJA YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THOR-ANDRE
OMG SELJA DID YOU HAVE CARSEX
Selja by thorlover0607 March 16, 2022

selja killer 

Selja killer is a girl that f***** BTS and make a jokes about death
selja killer by Lavrnder November 30, 2021
Ship name for Šime Vrsaljko and Dejan Lovren. Both of them are playing in Croatia national football team. Craze about them started on Twitter after World Cup 2018, later expanding on other social media.
Maybe Šejan's "tako je" will be our always.
Šejan by longlivethešejan July 20, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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