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Even though its a rare name, Selja can be found all over the world. Selja is pretty, confident, funny and has blue eyes and brown hair. She is desisted to be with a guy called "Thor-Andre", since they are soulmates even though they live far away from each other. Selja has a gigantic ass, and pretty nice boobs. If you piss her off she will attack, and most likely bite you. Selja is dead honest, though and a little rude sometimes. She always listens to music, and is therefore hard to get trough sometimes. If Selja trust you, she will always care and even express verbally how much she loves you even if you dont say it back. Selja is rare, and taken by Thor-Andre.
OMG SELJA THATS MY BUTTHOLE
SELJABABY YOU LOOK SOOO CUTE
SELJA DO YOU HAVE A CHARGER?

SELJA I CAN HEAR YOUR MUSIC THROUGH YOUR AIRPODS
OMG SELJA YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THOR-ANDRE
OMG SELJA DID YOU HAVE CARSEX
by thorlover0607 March 16, 2022
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