self sub

A popular social media term, often used to mean taking a diss at oneself.

Example: Are you telling me that man didn't know what he typed was clearly a self sub?

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self-subject image

Metaphenomenon in which each object appears as a new object at each and every instant.

Conscious aesthetic.

Self-subject image says the object you observed in the last instance (instant) is not the same object you are looking at in THIS instance (instant).

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It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

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