self shot 

The unfortunate event of jizzing in your own eye when you are masturbating

James: Man, last night was weird
Andrew: How so?
James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...
Andrew: ...So you self shot...?
James: ...Yea...
Andrew: ...
James: ...
Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)

self shot by Bob (no, i don't self shoot) April 27, 2006

Self-Shotgun 

When you begin to exhale a lot of smoke that's still good, so halfway thru exhaling, you breathe it all back in again.

I just learned to self-shotgun. Nice, now Budd Dwyer that shit until your lungs soak it all up.

Self-Shotgun by TakoTulpa March 31, 2023

Selfshot 

1) Those myspacers who take pictures of themselves in vague hope they will look half decent with the right amount of light and correct angle. Sometimes taken at the correct angle to expose (often non existant) cleavage. Often associated with Photoshop, especially the 'Blur' and 'Clone' tools.

2) The art of spraying manpaste over yourself during masturbation. You can award yourself points on these guidelines:
0 points for - Miss / Dribble
5 points - Nipple Shot
10 points for - Neck / Belly button shot
50 points for - Eyes
100 points for - Mouth
- The competition is best when in large drunk groups.

1) "Xx- Please rate my new selfshot Myspace pics -xX"
2) "FUCK MAN! 100 points for that shot, went straight in!"

Selfshot by Audiophile August 8, 2006