Selective schools are schools where certain 6th graders are chosen based on their selective test results. During their time in a selective school, they may suffer 'selective syndrome' which is when they loose their state of intellectuality (sometimes go insane, similar to being high/drunk) and become, what mainstream people call, 'normal' students.
"Hey Janice, what happened to Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later, hopefully"
"Well I hope it does since we have a maths test next period"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later, hopefully"
"Well I hope it does since we have a maths test next period"
by im.notgay May 10, 2019
Selective schools are specific schools across Australia that accept 6th graders for high school when they pass the selective school test. During their time here, they may suffer from 'selective syndrome' (which can occur anytime and anywhere) where they loose their intellectuallity and succumb to the state of normallity (AKA the mainstream classes' state).
"Hey Janice, what happened to poor Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"
by im.notgay May 10, 2019
Fatigue which is used as an excuse when one does not want to perform undesirable tasks such as work.
My co-worker claimed her Chronic Fatigue Syndrome kept her from coming to work, but she had no problems making it to the nightclubs. What she really has is Selective Fatigue Syndrome.
by viking maiden October 21, 2009
Selective Illiteracy Syndrome is a serious mental/moral impairment which afflicts individuals who disagree with something but do not examine the presented evidence in support of what they differ with -not because they can’t read- they habitually choose to NOT honestly read out of an irrational paralysing fear that those they disagree with just might be right!
Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.
A: You're still wrong!
C: How exactly?
A: ....um, reasons.
C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
A: You're still wrong!
C: How exactly?
A: ....um, reasons.
C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
by WHY?Outreach December 10, 2019
A.K.A. Albert Haynesworth disease. Known to affect large, unfit individuals on the Redkins offensive line after 1 to 2 consecutive plays. Symptoms include phantom ACL tears, "back spasms" and other clearly non-life threatening falls to the turf.
Oh shit, the Skins $100MM off-season championship Albert Haynesworth looks like he must have broken his femure - he's really writhing around on the ground...
No, dipshit, that's just his Selective Fatigue Syndrome. He'll eat a donut on the sideline and will be fine after he takes another 4 series off.
No, dipshit, that's just his Selective Fatigue Syndrome. He'll eat a donut on the sideline and will be fine after he takes another 4 series off.
by Bartholomew Turdstain October 27, 2009
When an object (Normally a mobile phone or laptop) has problems that another object of the same model does not have.
Person 1: My iPhone doesn't seem to have any problems at all!
Pearson 2: Really? Damn it! The battery on mine doesn't last long at all!
Person 1: That's naaasty. Yours definitely has Select Model Syndrome.
Person 2: Ahh crap.
Pearson 2: Really? Damn it! The battery on mine doesn't last long at all!
Person 1: That's naaasty. Yours definitely has Select Model Syndrome.
Person 2: Ahh crap.
by AndrewC1995 March 1, 2011
When someone is respectful and to everyone except a certain person. This may occur in people due to personal issues and heavily applies among teachers.
Student: She treats everyone nicely except me!
School Counselor: Ms. Watkins, you have a case of SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome), which means you treat everyone nicely except someone certain.
School Counselor: Ms. Watkins, you have a case of SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome), which means you treat everyone nicely except someone certain.
by An SUV December 30, 2022