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sejmis sandwich
When a slut situates herself between two guys, giving her easy access to give hand jobs to both parties.
Person #1: Look at that girl over there, making a sejmis sandwich.
Person #2: Looks like both guys are gonna have a good time.
Person #2: Looks like both guys are gonna have a good time.
sejmis sandwich by madame psychosis June 18, 2011
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Sejmolbarrpexm
French word for saying "Come to my house, we will party all night and piss off the neighbors but we do not care because I am moving tomorrow.
Ho! And don't forget to paint the wall with all the thing you cand find in the house, the next people coming to live here may find it pretty!"
Ho! And don't forget to paint the wall with all the thing you cand find in the house, the next people coming to live here may find it pretty!"
Dude1 : "What have you done las night?"
Dude 2 : "I sejmolbarrpexmed"
Dude 1 : "Does it hurts?"
Dude 2 : "No but it was because we didn't find the axe."
(Dude 1 and 2 talking about last night)
Dude 2 : "I sejmolbarrpexmed"
Dude 1 : "Does it hurts?"
Dude 2 : "No but it was because we didn't find the axe."
(Dude 1 and 2 talking about last night)
Sejmolbarrpexm by wathn November 22, 2010
Sejminanimal
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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