Seft

Used to describe someone who has a boner in Farsi (Persian).

Friend- Bro! Did you have a fun time with Leila the other day?

Me- Lol yeah man! I was seft the whole time.

by Ryanvee13 June 6, 2017

Seft

-To be in an excited mental and physical state.
-Often times in reference to a boisterous and disorderly conduct often denoted with a straight raised arm that is slapped.

Peter: Ready to go downtown tonight Paul?
Paul: Yeah dude, SEFT!

Peter: Did you see those FINE Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders?
Paul: SEFT!!!!!

by Kosmeekh January 16, 2009

seft

When a cold breeze blows on your dick

Damn that seft gave me chills.

by joe doveer March 10, 2023

Sefte

When you slap someone at the back of the head once they have a haircut.

Nick got a haircut so I gave him a sefte

by BRADLEYBOY123 February 20, 2017

Sefton's Law

Sefton’s Law states that the likelihood of mainstream adoption of new innovations is inversely proportionate to the extent to which using said innovation makes the user look like a dick.

Coined by Adam Sefton, Executive Creative Director at Reading Room

Google Glass is Sefton's Law in action. That wearers are already being called "glassholes" shows you that it'll never go mainstream.

by SomeRoomie May 7, 2014

Sefton

1. V. To mentally castrate for the purpose of enjoyment.

2. V. To destroy the mind and soul with unnecessary application of useless utilities. (i.e. calculus)

My calculus teacher decided to Sefton all of us with a mind blowing problem that even he could not solve.

by Seftonman December 2, 2009

sefter

a man sucking his own dick

last night i was seftering myself.

by k-dog19 October 20, 2009