seat shit

Whenever one has to defacate so badly that the person jumps on the toilet and releases escrament at the sane time. The person then misses the hole of the toilet, and defecates on the seat itself. The person then gets up and looks around, then preforming the wall wipe technique. The person leaves the shit on the toilet and wall for the next person to see.

The man coming from the bathroom of the public swimming pool in Little Rock, AR left a seat shit for the non existant janitor.

seat shit by Bulletzebra February 24, 2015

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shit in the back seat

a phrase referring to a female's big and phat ass, also known as Junk in the Trunk.

damn girl, you've got a bunch o' shit in yo back seat

have you seen my new baby mamma? she got some shit in the back seat!

shit in the back seat by The real D Sinjin III July 16, 2010

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Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

Seat Shitting by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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