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seasoned penis 

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
seasoned penis by Swift2 August 5, 2012
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seasoned penis 

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.
"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"
seasoned penis by DJD December 20, 2003

seasoned penis 

a penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices
"bulu zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis"
seasoned penis by Swift December 13, 2003

seasoned penis 

a penis in which for eating.
usaully seasoned with many exotic herbs
"man bulu zulu makes a good seasoned penis"
seasoned penis by Hakko December 15, 2003
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