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seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.
Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps
by The artiste May 27, 2014
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Seman slap

When you masturbate and blow your load on your hand and slap the that bitch next to you with the same hand getting it all over her face.
After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.
by Dr. Funkdaddyfunk August 7, 2012
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