Seagull Shit

Shit from a Seagull
When a seagull is frightened or has to use the bathroom they shit, for they cant use the bathroom!
Most commonly found on sidewalks, bushes, cars, beaches, and much more!

Look at that Seagull Shit
OMG the seagull shit is on me
The seagull shitted in my car!

Seagull Shit by Louis G. May 13, 2006

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Seagull Shitting

Opening a window in a tall building and cumming out of it onto people below

Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.

Seagull Shitting by XX-_- February 1, 2024

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shittin like a seagull

is when your on holiday and eat something which does not quite agree with you, resulting in a bad case of the almighty squidgy shits...

that fish i had last night wasnt cooked to well, now im shittin like a seagull and got a fookin shit rash.....

shittin like a seagull by Lee Briggs February 8, 2008

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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