sea goggles

Exactly the same signs and symptoms as beer goggles except the condition is brought about from being at sea for an extended period of time. Consequences can be socially painful. The worst case of sea goggles is when sea goggles are combined with beer goggles.

Jim: Dude, why the hell did you fuck her?

Dave: Ah man, I'd been at sea for 4 months straight and had my sea goggles on.

Jim: That's no excuse!

by captainstooge June 1, 2011

seattle sea goggles

Ejaculating on a woman's eye glasses.

While I was fucking Lisa I pulled my cock out of her pussy and gave her Seattle sea goggles.

by Milf Man Von Pussymunchkin April 21, 2016

slavakian seagoggles

the act of cumming in someone’s eyes and ears then shitting in their mouth

I gave becky the Slavakian seagoggles

by munyeno March 7, 2021

Arabian Seagoggles

The act of placing one testicle on each eye of an unconcious, or willing individual. AKA 'eye tea-bagging'.

Dude 1: so I put my nutts over both her eyes!
Dude 2: word? arabian seagoggles?

by Lotaf October 23, 2007