sea burger 

when ur eating a girl out and she shits on ur face

this firl sea burger on me!

sea burger by Dank00919 August 4, 2006

The Land, Sea, and Air Burger 

The true meaning of being on top of the food chain, a Land, Sea, and Air Burger consists of a McDonalds Hamburger, a chicken patty, and a Filet-o-Fish patty. This is what KFC's Double Down wants to be when it grows up.

The burger is rumored to be on McDonalds Secret Menu as reported by NPR and was first discovered on Eat Me!, an online food blog by Playboy, although archeologists claim remains of Noah's Ark have yielded the correct proportions of ingredients. Others argue Paul Revere is the true father of the creation, while critics say that "3 if by Air" is purely speculation.

The Land, Sea, and Air Burger accounts for more deaths in the USA then shark attacks, lightning strikes, and bee stings combined.

The Land, Sea, and Air Burger by sh0eless May 11, 2010

seaburger 

I don't know what the fuck is in it. It's kind of like fish scrapple I suppose. All the nasty shit from seafood that nobody likes to eat, all breaded up and deep fried. They served them in public schools in York, PA. It ruined my liking of seafood before it ever started. They could REALLY make an impact on crime if they fed these bitches to prisoners for 3 meals a day and a midnight snack.

Yo! I can't believe my girlfriend actually tried a seaburger after I told her how nasty it was!

seaburger by Fuck Seaburgers June 14, 2004

Shaburgerk9 

Cool person but really fruity

Hey Shaburgerk9, you're looking extra fruity today

Shaburgerk9 by Trickysoneandonly August 19, 2021