scweechie

The illiterate term for “squeegee”, commonly used by 6ft6 unless tall cunts named Tyler (goes by Ty Ty).

“Surely bringing back the scweechie and mop”

“ Just something to get rid of this water ahahaha”

by rydawgy December 17, 2020

speechie

1. One who competes on speech and drama or debate team.

1.The Speechies had to be on the bus stop at 5:00 in the morning to go compete at that Speech tournament.
2. "Original Oratory is my life!!!!" said the Speechie.

by Alyse G. February 18, 2007

Neurotypical screeching

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.

I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017

Jim Screechie

is used in Jamaica, Barbados and the wider Caribbean. Jim Screechie is used to describe a man who is in a sexual relationship with a woman who has a husband or boyfriend. Secret love.

man: me wanna cum link

girl: i have a man...unless yuh wanna play Jim Screechie!
man: tek de bagga jim screechy ting enuh!...on my way.

by khitty katt November 23, 2010

Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

screeching pterodactyl

during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl

dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.

how did that go

not so well she broke up with me today

by Guerrilla655 October 27, 2010

screeching weasel

great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/

supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door

by liam January 19, 2005