great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/
supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door
by liam January 19, 2005
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awesome pop punk band. Barely pop though.
Mostly known because of all the bands that sprung from this band itself. Famous for Ben Weasel's attitude to people on stage.
Has been around for about 15 years, broken up now but still has enough albums to fulfil anybody.
Screeching Weasel started around the big hype of punk rock.
by screechingqueer June 21, 2005
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(v) - The act of swallowing a lit marijuana blunt to avoid confrontation or arrest from police
Stoner: Quick! Do a screeching weasel, there's <5-0> behind us.
by CMoore014 September 10, 2009
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A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"
Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat
by Matt November 11, 2004
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1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.

2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.
1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.

2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.

Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.
by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005
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To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.
I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.
by fett alf June 15, 2004
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