scuzzstache 

Any form of facial hair consisting predominantly of sparsely distributed short and coarse hairs, usually dark in color. Named for the quality of character typical exhibited by those who brandish such a look.

"Did you see the little scuzzstache Chip has going?"

"Yeah, it's no wonder he had his V-Card until he was 28."

scuzzstache by Jason Holly April 26, 2008

scumstache 

Noun- when a man does not have a fully developed mustache, instead he has peach fuz like hairs, that are usually dirty, on his upper lip. Most commonly seen on mexicans, 11-13 year old boys, and people who are down right hideous.

wow hes been trying to grow out a mustache for weeks and all its turnd out to be is dirty scumstache

scumstache by Jack R December 20, 2006

Scumstache 

(noun) - a mustache developed by prepubescent boys that resembles a smudge of scum across his upper lip. they can usually be found on Chibi Kuririns.

Chibi, go shave that wretched scumstache.

Scumstache by DreDizzle324 October 3, 2005

Scumstache 

(noun) a term used by someone who doesn't have any better of a comeback to use, usually used by prepubescents on AIM with SNs beginning with 'roffle'

roffle needs to shave his scumstache more often imho

Scumstache by C4111 December 28, 2005